Stoned Monkey

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard looks up and says to the monkey, "What are you doing?" The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few tokes together. After a while the lizard says his mouth is dry and that he's going to get a drink from the river. The lizard goes to the river and leans over the river to get his drink. He is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A Crocodile sees him and swims over to help him to the side, then asks, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains that he was sitting in a tree smoking a joint with a monkey; got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he's gotta check this out and finds the tree where the monkey is still sitting and toking on the joint. He looks up and says "hey monkey!" The monkey looks down and says, "Duuuude, how much water did you drink?"